Shorter Boris Johnson

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"My bicycle got stolen last week. We need to cut down on the culture of casual crime and incivility by showing a united resolve."

"Free bus travel for under-16s is turning buses into glorified getaway cars."

"We must tackle the housing problem by providing fewer expensive rabbit hutches, and building cardboard boxes in which a dozen working-class families can live in spacious comfort and the security of shared ownership."