Badly dubbed classic Japanese woodcut porn

[mirrorshard]

Warning: not work-safe. Contains hot-Asian-girl-on-octopus action. You have been warned.

http://pharyngula.org/images/hokusai_octopus.jpg

And for a translation of the dialogue:

http://buffoonery.org/blog/archives/006556.html

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes... it's... There.!!! With the sucker, the
sucker!! inside, squiggle, squiggle, Oooh! Oooh, good, Oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, Aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet!
Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "yoyoyooh, Saa... Hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu
chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...."

Comments

[unsomnambulist.livejournal.com]

rofl

When I first read this I thought you were joking! ;) This is classic.