Q: How many BNP members does it take to change a lightbulb?

[mirrorshard]

A: Three. One to change it, one complain that the whole country's gone black, and one to start an argument about whether the new one's light enough.

Comments

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Ah, but how many lightbulbs does it take to change a BNP member?

I suspect the answer is zero, because everyone's the same colour in the dark. :-)