Seduction style meme

[mirrorshard]

Since it won't actually show me the image result -

The Escape Artist

We don't know how you figured it out, but you've managed to keep your lovers close despite your critical view of the world. Maybe you aren't cynical, just a little cautious. Either way, you've managed to keep your head on your shoulders. You do have a little bit of misanthropy going on up in there, but hey, when you build your solar powered cabin in the woods everything will be fine.

It's very rare to meet someone so clever that isn't into taking advantage of romantic or sensitive people. Your best seduction move: be your honest and insightful self. A straight shooter (even a slightly damaged straight shooter) is a fine catch for anyone.

Comments

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

In conclusion: you rock. :-)

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

I would like to see this solar powered cabin of which you speak!

[mirrorshard.livejournal.com]

So would I!

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't actually have it out in the woods right now??

*is disappointed*

[mirrorshard.livejournal.com]

I don't even have any woods. It's a real shame... one day I intend to, however!

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

It could be in someone else's woods, though. Maybe?

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

Clearly what we need to do is buy Ardgour House (http://www.iolair.co.uk/first.htm), and then Sam can live in a solar powered cabin in the (extremely extensive) grounds. And can then come to the house when he's feeling sociable, and to use the sauna and four posted beds and things. :-)

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

He needs to build it, and then there needs to be a party. I have decided. :-)

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

Maybe it could be a solar-cabin-building party.

Like the barn-raising party in "Seven Brides For Seven Brothers" (weirdly and disturbingly, one of my mum's favourite films *shudder*)??

[mirrorshard.livejournal.com]

And then we'll do the show right there!

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

*has a terrible urge to do jazz hands...*

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

That's the one!

[elettaria.livejournal.com]

My results were so ridiculous I don't think they're worth posting. Very odd questions (did you find that you hated both answers a lot of the time?) and odder results.

It's very rare to meet someone so clever that isn't into taking advantage of romantic or sensitive people.

*splutters*

Oh yes, because anyone with a decent level of intelligence is all about taking advantage of people. Romance is such an odd construct.

On second thoughts, I think my results are so bad they're amusing.







(http://www.seductiveshorts.com/#goods/quiz)



Erm, they should see how low my income is. Somehow I don't think I'm rolling in it, or outstandingly lucky, or whatever else they're talking about. And deeply calculating? Well, I plan my quilts carefully, but that's about it. I've never been accused of being "so bloody nice" before. But cuddles are definitely great things, even if the weirdos who wrote this quiz are not getting anywhere near my lap!

And I need the passive guide, do I? They need a question about whether or not you dare to ask people out, which I've never had trouble doing since I was about fourteen. Oh wait - there were two of those. Maybe I broke their cute little system? Or maybe asking D out the second time I met him, and getting together with him the third time we met, was their idea of slow and timid?!

At least I wasn't being sent rainbows and unicorns, like poor mirabehn. And the advice guide for sceptics implies that condoms are only really used by the paranoid, at which point I think I should shut up before I suffer a total sense of humour failure.

Meanwhile, I think my relationship is better summed up by the slogan we somehow developed years ago: "Buggery not cannibalism". I had it put on a T-shirt for him a while back. It's a surprisingly useful phase.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

This is your image result:







(http://www.seductiveshorts.com/#goods/quiz)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

OK, no, that's not your result, that was my result - completely ridiculous. I can't get it to show the code for yours. :-/

[mirrorshard.livejournal.com]

I couldn't either - the image appears to be entirely missing.