Fail

Today appears, so far, to be full of fail. Overslept (in the wake up and turn off the alarm, go back to sleep, wake up and check the time, think 'oh, it's a number, that's OK', go back to sleep, wake up and check the time, think 'oh, hell' sense) and didn't manage to accompany redcountess to her pain clinic.

Stumbled downstairs to be greeted with a massive, eye-watering, mind-clouding sneezing fit due to allergies and a complete lack of toast.

I still need to do allsortsofthings before the weekend (which for added time pressure fun starts on Friday) and haven't yet managed even to make a list.

Please distract me! Tell me something fun, ask a question, feed my brain with strange things, &c. Anonymous enabled, screened, you know the drill.