Dr Who gets in under a grandfather clause, and also because people want to show it to me. I'm prepared to watch specific things (from a very small list) when provided with the files (ie. no time-locked stuff or streaming nonsense) and when my watching it significantly increases someone else's enjoyment. Or, alternatively, when it is necessary for me to watch it in order to accurately decrease someone else's inappropriate enjoyment.

Is that convoluted enough for you?